garageband-bitch:

katesofheaven:

garageband-bitch:

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

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gaycism:

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alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream

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peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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that-twink-over-there:

redpotions:

i knew i was gay growing up when the durmstrang boys walked through the great hall in harry potter 4

My young self seeing Viktor Krum for the first time:

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dream-nectar:

::Wildlife camera in a national preserve in the Yukon captured a large family of wolves and their pups::

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leafgreen6:

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funereal-disease:

theweegeemeister:

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

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thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

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tallish-hobbit:

imprettyodd:

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hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag

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